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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Old Student Vs New Student

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? 
A: SWAG Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam! 

Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée? 
A: With a polynomial ring! 

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? 
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches. 

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? 
A: H2O cubed. Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis 

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? 
A: Because he was a paleontologist. 

Q: What is the most erotic number? 
A: 2110593! 
Q: Why? 
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3. 

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? 
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin. 

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? 
A: Mobius Dick. 

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: 
A large pizza can feed a family of four 

Source : Jokes4us


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