A: SWAG Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée?
A: With a polynomial ring!
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed. Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A:
A large pizza can feed a family of four
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