Gender Joke : Its Great To Be A Guy

                                                                       

      

      Hello !! its great to be a guy

                                                                                                                                                                                                      

• Your last name stays put.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• You can be president.
• You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
• You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
• Same work... more pay.
• Wrinkles add character
• You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
• Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• Movie nudity is virtually always female.
• Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
• All your orgasms are real.
• You don't have to shave below your neck.