Tuesday, January 18, 2011

                                                                       
      

      Hello !! its great to be a guy

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  • Your last name stays put.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • You can be president.
  • You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  • You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
  • Same work... more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character
  • You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
  • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  • Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
  • All your orgasms are real.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.

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