A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain
that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a
shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
His camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain
that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a
shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out
pops a genie…. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a
polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport coat. There’s a dog-eared
little book in the breast pocket with a blue cover. He has a
pencil tucked behind one ear.
what looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out
pops a genie…. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a
polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport coat. There’s a dog-eared
little book in the breast pocket with a blue cover. He has a
pencil tucked behind one ear.
“Well, kid,” says the genie. “You know how it works. You have
three wishes.”
three wishes.”
“I’m not falling for this.” says the man. “I’m not going to trust
a car salesman!”
a car salesman!”
“What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it
looks like you’re a goner anyway!”
looks like you’re a goner anyway!”
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
is right. “OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink.”
is right. “OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink.”
***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he
has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
of delicacies.
has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
of delicacies.
“OK, kid, what’s your second wish.”
“My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.”
***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
“OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!”
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, “I wish that no
matter where I go beautiful woman will want and need me.”
matter where I go beautiful woman will want and need me.”
***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? If a car salesman offers you anything at
no cost, there’s going to be a string attached.
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