Thursday, September 6, 2012

  • Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  • What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
  • What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
  • Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  • What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
  • What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
  • What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.  

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